Stranger: webcam interaction?
You: yeah
You: i bang the shit outta my dog and you fap to it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Vittu että vituttaa noi seuranetsijät

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
Stranger: age gender?
You: im fron finland
Stranger: yes turkey
Stranger: male or female?
You: ale
You: Wanna buy strawberry juice?
Stranger: what?
You: Wanna buy strawberry juice?
You: it has little turtles in it
You: :>
Stranger: yes
Stranger: likes
You: okay
You: i send you some strawberry juice
Stranger: oke
Stranger: yes
You: its on the way
You:
You: enjoy your juice
You: damn
You: i forgot the turtles
Stranger: big fuck
Stranger: you
Stranger: do you like porn?
You: Dont fuck the turtles
You: you get AIDS
You: and sars
You: and HIV
You: >:(
You: Porn is like popcorn
Stranger: yes
Stranger: female or male?
You: when it start the whole microwave is buster
You: *busted
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Tälläistä tänään...

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: so.... where are you from?
Stranger: hongkong
You: nice... im from finland..
Stranger: cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

"cool"???

Vähän tylsä tuo... Ei tuolla voi oikeasti mitään jutella, ellei heitä olevansa tyttö ja asuvansa lähellä vastapuolta. -.-

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You: asl?
Stranger: 16 f fin
Stranger: u?
You: 15 m sweden
Stranger: nice
You: ?
You: sweden sucks
Stranger: why?
You: i dunno.. it just sucks.. but we have better language than yours
Stranger: hah
Stranger: we have to study swedish
You: haahaa
You: ...really?
Stranger: yes DD
Stranger: really
You: thats stupid..
Stranger: i know
Stranger: its difficuld language
You: no its not
You: we have to study swedish and its easy
You: dont you have to study finnish?
Stranger: yes we have to
Stranger: because it our motherlanguage
You: yea.. then why do you study swedish? i understand english but..
Stranger: swedish its our other language what most people speak -.-
Stranger: so its like second motherlanguage
You: thats gay
Stranger: yeah
You: i know few finnish words
Stranger: good
You: thanks to youtube
Stranger: hah
You: and Jonneweb.net
You:
You have disconnected.

Tajuskohan?

Uqqeli kirjoitti:lol

16 + female + Jonneweb.net on sellanen one in a million -tapaus

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: f or m=
Stranger: ?
You: M
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

riittää pienempikin syy disconnectaa.

niin tylsää että vois puhuu syvällisesti jonkun kanssa ja ystävystyä mutta omegle onki täynnä niitä seuranetsijöitä vain

-M or W?
-Human.
-Your conversational partner has disconnected.

mä sain korealaisen ystävän omeglesta. juteltiin joku tunti ja vaihettiin emailit

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i wish to help you with your erection problems
You: Get a life you fucking pervert >:(
Stranger: help is available
You: oh sure
You: so...
You: you have an erection problem?
Stranger: your anger is natural
Stranger: soft erections are nothing to be ashamed of
You: what?
Stranger: you are not alone
You: yes i know...
You: im not the only human on the earth...
Stranger: i now accept paypal
Stranger: start with a free $30 sample pack
Stranger: for just $19.95
You: Good, if i give u the money, you buy yourself a life..
Stranger: enter your email address to begin a new life
You: Lollari@spam.la
Stranger: please be serious
Stranger: there is no need to hide
Stranger: your lover will thank you for increased satisfaction
You: But i don't have an erection problem.
You: so why should buy your shit?
You: but my email really is Lollari@spam.la
You: i have been using that like 4 years now
Stranger: there is no need to be rude .. you were referred to me by a friend
You: im not rude
Stranger: i here you are an abrupt lover
Stranger: always quick to finish
You: but im only 14
Stranger: we have many creams to make you an olympic distance champion .. gold medal
You: yeah sure..
Stranger: do net be bronze .. go for gold
You: Are you somekinda hippie or something?
You: Tell me the name of your medicine
Stranger: www.china-aids.com
Stranger: we stock Erectol tablets .. 5000mg
You: o.Ô
Stranger: also Marathon Cream .. 2L
Stranger: be a king amongst boys
You: but but
Stranger: are you ready to order
You: i don't have money
Stranger: use your parents credit card for a free sample
Stranger: it will njot be billed until you have the money available
You: But why you need credit card if thats free sample?
Stranger: enter cc details now please
You: why?
You: Free samples are usually free...
You: ya know?
Stranger: i need evidence that you are over 18
You: but im 14...
Stranger: your father is over 18
You: are you sure?
Stranger: so we need his cc details
You: why?
Stranger: so your mum gets satisfied
Stranger: he will be proud of you
You: o.Ô
You: Do you have mental problems?
You: seriously...
Stranger: yes .. but i self medicate ..
You: of course
You: so..
Stranger: Psychol Tablets 25mg .. now in stock
You: you eat erection medicine for brakefast?
Stranger: it gets me up in the morning
Stranger: ready for a big day
You: no
Stranger: perhaps you can refer some older friends who are sexually active
You: maybe...
You: do you sell any chocolate?
Stranger: your weak erection is clouding your mind
You: okay okay
You: i buy your shit
Stranger: give me your details
You: well
You: my email is Lollari@spam.la
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fonzie kirjoitti:kuvalauta XDD

Miksi kaikki disconnectaavat viimeistään toisen lauseeni jälkeen? Kukaan ei taida tykätä mudkipzeistä...

-npä. Heti ku väitti olevansa 16v tyttö niin johan loppu disconnectailut

Elvis__ kirjoitti:mä sain korealaisen ystävän omeglesta. juteltiin joku tunti ja vaihettiin emailit

Meikä hankki kinuskin ystäväkseni =D
Jaa joo onhan toi paikka hyvä ajantappo paikka.

;DD

You: Hello. This is Chris Hansen from dateline NBC and we're doing a show about internet pedophiles.
Stranger: hi, 22 m, looking for a hot girl with msn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ja ikävä kyllä kukaan ei pidä mudkipzeistä tai tiedä kuinka pitkä on longcat.

... Omegle... Tiivistetään pariin lauseeseen

Stranger: M/F?
You: M
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Todiesteita internetin ihanuudesta ja siitä että tämä sivusto parantaa ihmiskuntaa. Seriously...

Pelleille neuvoja:

Sanooka olevanne 19 f (disconnect todennäköisyys 5 %)
Jos joku kysyy "whats up?" vastatkaa "The sky" (disconnect todennäköisyys 75 %)
Jos joku sanoo "cool" ilmoittaessanne olevanne suomesta todetkaa "No, it's actually pretty damn cold in here." (disconnect todennäköisyys 20 %)

Hirveen hauska paikka Saa vaan aukoa joillekki tuntemattomille päätä

E: HITTO! Vitkutelpaapas oikein kauan kirjottamisessa, tein äskön niin ni yks sano: "You are very Slow!11" ja häippäs

E: Auoin vähän päätä sori,huono enkku

You: hi
Stranger: And where were you last night?!
You: I was whit you
You: Dont you remember?
You: We fuck very hard
You:
Stranger: DONT YOU LIE TO ME JOHN!!!! you said you would be home for dinner and you didnt come home until six o clock!!!1
Stranger: in the morning
Stranger: !
Stranger: WHERE WERE YOU?!
You: I was fucking whit some black people
Stranger: ok no.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

E:pitkä keskustelu :

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You: hi
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Ehkä paskinta enkkua mitä olen ikinä nähnyt seiskaluokkalaiselta.

Bentsiii kirjoitti:Ehkä paskinta enkkua mitä olen ikinä nähnyt seiskaluokkalaiselta.

Kiitti, Otin tuon kohteliaisuutena. Enkun numero 9, opettajas jtn vikaa?