Ei tykkää mun taidosta

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Can i tell u a secret?
Stranger: sure
You: i see dead people
Stranger: really?
You: yea
You: i see dead people
Stranger: thats really cool......
You: i just saw Charlie from lost
You: o_O
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Stranger: heyy
You: hi
You: can i tell you a secret?
Stranger: yesssss
You: i see dead people
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:S

Stranger: salut
You: hi
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Ei tykkää ku rupee ehotteleen -.-'
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You: hi
Stranger: BULLS ON PARADE!
You: YEAH!
Stranger: ADADA
Stranger: DADA
Stranger: DADADA
Stranger: DADADA
Stranger: ADADDA
Stranger: DADADAD
Stranger: DADADA
You: *gets awp and shoot you*
Stranger: xD
You: asl?
Stranger: 1000352820283330 MALE MOMS BASEMENT
Stranger: AND NOW U DO WAT THEY TOLD CHA!
You: WooT? i'm 11114294201675550 female dads basement
You: no i dont!
You: kiss my ass!
You: hmm you male

öh?

Stranger: hi~
You: HELLO!
Stranger: form?
You: finland
You: fuck
You: u
You: i dont like u
You: go away
Stranger: ㅡㅡ닥쳐
Stranger: 개냔아
Stranger: 어디서 실테
Stranger: 시발
You: omg wtf
Stranger: ㅗㅗㅗ
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No mitä helvettiä :D
You: MOI!
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Aina ensiksi pitää kysyä: ''So i heard u liek mudkipz?''

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You: HI
Stranger: hi
You: do you want a horse?
Stranger: maeby
You: i know you want milk
You: im sure
You: i have
You: fat free
You: 3459 gallons of pure white milk mm....
Stranger: mmmm...
Stranger: milk
You: want?
Stranger: i want i want milk
You: cool jhust give me your credit card number and it's all yours!
You: 3459 gallons!! think about that!
You: you could swim in it!
Stranger: yea
You: and drink at the same time!
Stranger: mmmmm...
You: but now
You: YOU MUST TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CAT???????!!!! >:(
You: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGH
Stranger: in your bed room
You: I HAVE NO BEDROOM!!!
Stranger: then it`s under the bed
You: hhm...
You: but i don't have a cat....?
You: well
You: about the milk..
You: so give me your creditcard number and send your creditcard on fedex and you will get your milk
You: ok?
You: and the adress is..
Stranger: i lost my credit card bhyäääääääää
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
You: THEN YOU GET A NEW ONE
You: OR MY FUCKING CAT WILL KILL U
You: shiiiit i don't have a cat
Stranger: u dont have a cat
You: FUCK
You: well
You: then i shall unleash the power of my *****!!!!!!!!!!
You: gues what it is and i will save u
You: 5 letters
You: 3 attemps
Stranger: m/f ?
You: both
Stranger: okay
You: u?
Stranger: both too
You: wow
You: where are you from?
Stranger: world of warcraft
You: for real
You: don't say you are from finland?
Stranger: i am from finland
You: ok say hello in finnish
Stranger: moi tai moikka
You: VOI HELVETTI SAATANA
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E:paitsi tossa en kysynyt.

No eipä vielä mtn hauskaa ole tullut, mutta 2/7 joille olen puhunu on homoja

ErakkoPapu kirjoitti:No eipä vielä mtn hauskaa ole tullut, mutta 2/7 joille olen puhunu on homoja

= Trolleja...
Jos haluat lopettaa keskustelun, sano että olet Suomesta. Toimii 90% ajasta.

Tylsää porukkaa :(

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Stranger: Hi
You: HEIL MEIN FÜHER
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Stranger: hi
You: For those about to rock...
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Stranger: YO BITCHES!
You: i luv u
Stranger: OMG I LOVE YOU TOO!!
You: do you liek drugz?
Stranger: OF COURSE
You: rly
Stranger: YOU??
You: WOW
You: THATS SO CDOOL
You: what you use
Stranger: I KNOW, I AM REALLY COOL!!
Stranger: COCAINE
Stranger: YOU?
You: viagra?
Stranger: NOOO, I DONT NEED VIAGRA
Stranger: DO YOU USE IT?
You: why wuld i
You: im a ckick
Stranger: ME TOO! EWWW!
Stranger: BYE BYE

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Stranger: hey i was looking for the guy from NY half korean half spanish
You: YAY
You: IM THAT GUY!
You: S0 WHAT DO I GET?
Stranger: snap urself for 10 times
You: *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*
Stranger: cool
Stranger: then go die
Stranger: where you form
Stranger: *from
You: die
You: i come from norway
You: w/ big cocks
You: u know those
You: animals
You: cocks..
You: daddy chickens
You: BTW, my dead soul is typing, its not me
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Stranger: hello and good morning, 27 year old canadian guy here
You: mitä jumalauta
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Asia seksuaalisesti selvä.

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Stranger: m/f?
You: Uusi karvanpoisto aine, VENUS, "Ime your penis, im your penis" OSTA NYT VENUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!
Stranger: yes, come on fuck!
You: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
You: VENUS HELP ME

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Stranger: hi
You: do you like cocks
You: yo know
You: those animals
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Mitä jumalauta?


Joo perus paskaa...

Tässä lyhyt keskusteluni suomalaiselle :

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: Where u from?
Stranger: finland, u?
You: Im Finland too!
You: : D
Stranger: ootko?
You: Joo
Stranger: : D
Stranger: mistä päin?
You: Lohjalta...
You: N. 70 kilometrin päästä Helsingistä
Stranger: joo mä tiiän, asun espoossa!
You:
You: ...
You: : D
Stranger: no mitäs lohjalle? minkä ikänen oot?
You: 12
You: : D
You: SinÄ?
Stranger: 15 tai täytän 16 marraskuus
You: Ok
You: Lähen huomenna Leirikouluun
You: Luokan kans
You: Oon 3 päivää
Stranger: aijaa! mäki taisin olla joskus 12-vuotiaana jossain maalla leirikoulus muistelen ainaki niin.... minne meette?
You: Kanneljärvelle
You: Kanneljärven opisto
You: : D
Stranger: jaa:)
Stranger: mut meen nyt moikka!
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Tylsää porukkaa :'(
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: U from?
Stranger: somewhere
Stranger: how old?
You: 54645
You:
You: Im from Finland
Stranger: nice
Stranger: m\f?
You: m
You:
Stranger: why r u join to omegle
You: I dont know...
You: I dunno
You:
Stranger: €><
Stranger: how old?
You: 72
You:
You: lol
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Laitan sit varmaan viikonloppuna lisää, kun on aikaa : ).

ihme juttu tänää.
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 16 f usa
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en tajuu
ps. laiton ton ihan läpäl jotta saisin nähä mitä sit

ja on täyn omegle irc bottei ja muit bottei

You: hi
You: im from Finland
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Eivät tykkää suomalaisista...

Aika moni tyyppi haluaa munaa tai kysyy what are you wearing...
Pervoja tyyppejä...

Nyt kun eilen kuulin tuosta tän aiheen avulla, oon viettänyt siellä paljon aikaa. Kyllä tuolla pitkiä keskusteluitakin syntyy. Useimmat kyllä kysyvät heti "ASL" ja kun siihen vastaa, niin toisessa päässä oleva jo disconnectaa.

Tässä pari hauskaa keskustelua:

Tää oli aika fail
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: Finland, you=
You: ?
Stranger: sama
You: sama, what country it is?
Stranger: mitä vittua:D
You:
Stranger: t/p?
You: nyt hajosin
You: p
Stranger: ☺
Stranger: mjaa...
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nigger
Stranger: hey
You: yo
Stranger: I'm a man
You: im a boy
Stranger: nigger
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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: i need a female for cybersex

You: Then ya rly shuld get a life, or kill yourself for this 8 )

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total reps

Stranger: onks sulla kuviaa : ?
You: aijjaa
You: mitä?
Stranger: mitä?
You: ai omakuvia netis?
Stranger: nih
You: siis musta ittestäni?
Stranger: eiku obamasta
You: o
Stranger: no missäs
You: http://www.barackobama.com/
You: tos on obamast
Stranger: EIEIII

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